30 Marvelous Pun Memes When You're Trying To Make Your Best Friend Laugh

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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 20:55 There's no wife on planet earth I love more than you what about the other planets?
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes My son asked: "Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?" I replied: "No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?"
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it's going to be me.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought to myself, "The streets seem strangely desserted..."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. Ever since, all I can think of is how to win her back.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were warm it would be justwater.
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes My wife rang me at the pub and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog." I was home in 5 minutes. I'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I asked a German girl for her number and I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is "nine".
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My balloon elephant wouldn't fit on the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
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    PULLOVER NO, IT'S A CARDIGAN, BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever. They said no, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow.
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    Dad Jokes ✓ @Dadsaysjokes I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak? Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
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    It's got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went to the doctors the other day complaining about my sore feet. He said: "Gout!" I said: "But I've only just walked in!"
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I've just joined a dating site for arsonists. I've been sent a lot of matches.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My house is haunted by a chicken. A poultrygeist. A fowl spirit. I plan to call an eggsorcist to help it cross to the other side.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes I just got fired. As severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee... They said it was grounds for termination.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's just... Soda pressing.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes I saw a man crying while mowing his lawn. I asked him: "Is everything OK"? He replied: "I'm just going through a rough patch".
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes You know what actually makes me smile? My facial muscles.
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    I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY CALCULATOR STOPPED WORKING. IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP. OH?
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you eat aluminum foil... You'll sheet metal.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story. writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin.... Heads or Tales.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper on our front porch. I've fallen on some hard Times.

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